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brokje:

homovikings:

buckeh barnez. 18. bi. #scenekid. u know my name, NOT my story.. you know what i did, NOT what i went thru… Steve Rogers is my BFFLAEAEAE. mess w/ him? we got a prob. 




didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one




baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names




peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something




abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.




yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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Older than the Earth itself







angelofthebees:

sam-and-dean-against-the-world:

RESEARCH, DEAN

I’m really sorry, i just couldn’t unsee this… I had to!! You understand?! I. HAD. TO.

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut




sodamnrelatable:

 

sodamnrelatable:

 




heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do




stayawayfromcanniballecter:

If I ever get married I’m insisting that The Rains of Castamere be played during the reception just so I can sit back and watch the panic creep onto my guests faces




rickandmortyquotes:

MY MAN!!

rickandmortyquotes:

MY MAN!!







silverfaggot:

mrs-cheese:

sjiek-de-friemel:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

spacethefinalfuck:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

snorts at ireland

proud to be hungarian rn
suddenly this explains a lot
smiles down at crotch

hehe



 FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

silverfaggot:

mrs-cheese:

sjiek-de-friemel:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

spacethefinalfuck:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

snorts at ireland

proud to be hungarian rn

suddenly this explains a lot

smiles down at crotch

hehe

 FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH